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Starving Artist Midlife Crisis's avatar

I’m a warewolf! Arooooo!

Kyen Jimwan's avatar

😂❤️

RVB's avatar

I'm not sure who you are, Marcus. None of your Monster types seems to fit the pattern of your writing. Who are you? The Werewolf? But you post more often than once a month, and there are other mismatches with this type. All others are out of consideration. So, what type are you?

Marcus Musick's avatar

I really shouldn’t have given in to the temptation of Cheetos and actually finished the story, because I definitely didn’t include every one. 😅

Polly Walker Blakemore's avatar

No witch?

Marcus Musick's avatar

I totally forgot…Maybe someone casted a spell on my memory?!

Words She Keeps's avatar

This made us laugh out loud. Some writers are double-headed, too, two people posing as one, so hard to know whether you're talking to the light or the dark twin :)

LightSome Lena's avatar

Jekyl and Hyde? 😆

The Inconvenient Ironist's avatar

I’m trying to figure out which one I am…ghost? Though that really only applies to notes, so I can’t stick to being a ghost either, as I opine when I feel like it. What can I say? I get distracted easily. Enjoyed your post.

AJ's avatar

No idea what I am, likely not on here long enough to know yet, but I loved this post

Marcus Musick's avatar

I’m glad you enjoyed it! I probably could have made it longer, but I was really needing my Cheeto’s fix.

Bin Jiang's avatar

Calling all scientists to power up AWS right now, more are coming, don’t give up.

Marcus Musick's avatar

Seems like we have a serious shortage!

Kelly Courtez's avatar

Made me giggle. Just reminded me I need to change my bio again. Thanks Marcus!

Marcus Musick's avatar

I’m glad to be slightly useful!

RJ Sykes's avatar

Brilliant 😆 Even better, I don’t think I fit any of these so, phew!

The Mad Widow's avatar

I’m a bit of a mad scientist, myself.

Christie Sausa, MS's avatar

Haha 😆 I feel like I’m the werewolf 🐺

Marcus Musick's avatar

Werewolves are the best, but I might be slightly biased.

Christie Sausa, MS's avatar

I would rather be a vampire. Semi nocturnal life is the best. 🧛‍♀️

Essie Trent's avatar

What am I?

Marcus Musick's avatar

Unclear… Further lab testing required.

chris kalaboukis's avatar

Growl

Justin Pickering (Pick)'s avatar

Tim Denning 🤣. I'm sorry. He's probably a decent guy in real life but that was hilarious. He's totally gotta calm down. Tim Denning 🤣🤣 OMG I can't breathe right now I'm laughing so hard. Holy shit. It's bad.

Marcus Musick's avatar

I don’t see him as much these days, but back in 2020-21 on Medium every damn article was like you are poor or not productive because of whatever random reason he picked for the day. 🤣

Justin Pickering (Pick)'s avatar

Dude... like try MOTIVATING people... A decent mix of bashing folks over the head with the Word Stick and some encouragement never killed anyone... until it did...

We should make T-Shirts that say "Free Tim Denning". I'm not sure what he needs freedom from, but it's something. Plus, people like T-shirts.

Maria Sofi's avatar

Please add more! The Goblin, for example. That might be you...

caroline j's avatar

this post makes me re-think my latest note...it seems I still have the substack-newbie-red coloured-glasses on.