Poor Marcus. Your reverent memories remind me of the teen "sackers" at my grocery store. They slam-dunk produce. They stuff bread loaves. But when bags of chips need care, they cradle each one like their first-born child.
This sounds like an extremely traumatic experience. I would suggest you to seek trauma counseling. It is a specialized, evidence-based psychotherapy designed to help individuals process distressing events, manage PTSD symptoms, and develop healthy coping mechanisms. It might also help you to heal your relationship with Cheetos (but no guarantees).
During the pandemic, students ate lunch in the classroom. I had to send a note home banning Nacho Cheese Doritos. The smell of them makes me physically ill.
Ah so that's why it's Cheetos all the way these days- Thanks for clearing that up! š
Iām glad everything is clear now!
This sounds like a good rebranding.
Iām just waiting on the endorsement money. Iāll flip to the highest bidder.
George Strait says he's ready to record the song as soon as you can write it. Think of all the Cheetos you'll be able to buy when it hits #1. š
My great uncle used to team rope with George Strait back in the day. Maybe I still have a chance. š¤£
Letās be clear, you donāt just open a bag of Doritos.
You enter into a legally binding flavor contract.
On an unrelated note - My go-to snack these days is Chester's flaming hot fries :(
They are all so addictive! š
Doritoes sound better than exes but nothing beats baked Lays these days - is that cheating, I wonder? š
Baked Lays are supposedly more healthy. Or at least thatās what they sayā¦
This is the second article in a row in my emails that concluded that relationships are complicated. Hmmm.
So much wisdom!
Poor Marcus. Your reverent memories remind me of the teen "sackers" at my grocery store. They slam-dunk produce. They stuff bread loaves. But when bags of chips need care, they cradle each one like their first-born child.
Itās all about having priorities! š
Doritos are awesome.
I need more doritos!
They are almost as good as Cheetosā¦.Almost.
We canāt be friends, lol!
On second thought, Cheetos are great
This sounds like an extremely traumatic experience. I would suggest you to seek trauma counseling. It is a specialized, evidence-based psychotherapy designed to help individuals process distressing events, manage PTSD symptoms, and develop healthy coping mechanisms. It might also help you to heal your relationship with Cheetos (but no guarantees).
That sounds like the perfect solution. I only need to write 4,043 articles on Medium to afford my first session.
Do the Cheetos know about you and the Doritos?
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During the pandemic, students ate lunch in the classroom. I had to send a note home banning Nacho Cheese Doritos. The smell of them makes me physically ill.
I can already imagine the overpowering smell of a room full of Nacho Cheese Doritos. š
If it is Nacho Cheese, then whose cheese is it?
Good one. š
Costco sells Doritos bags so big you can fit your whole head in and eat your way out.
Sounds almost like heaven!
Do they offer bags that size for Cheetos? Asking for a friend.
Youād have to beat that info out of me.
John the hoarder